AFL (Aussie Rules) Jokes
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Sorry if you are a Collingwood fan, there there seems to be a bit of bias towards jokes about the Magpies.
- One-liners
- Intelligence Test - who's you father?
- Iraq Recruit - Mick Malthouse finds a new recruit
- Robbed at the Footy - new immigrant story
- Carlton Dilemma - answer this honestly
- Pearly Gates - getting into heaven
- Essendon Fans - what are they?
- Grand Final Seats - hard to come by
- Women AFL Teams - if only the teams were women
- The Robot - intelligence test. Another version with Albert Einstein.
- Dog Attack - or not
- Collingwood Family - good one
- Season Cancelled - many reasons to call it off
- 2004 GF arrangements - bring your own food
- New Richmond Team Song - from Liquorland!
- New Collingwood Team Song - long way to go
- Croc bait - how to avoid being eaten
- Lie Detector - what do you think?
- Papal Visit - when in Rome ...
- Magpie - taking it to the game
- What does your dad do? - does he play?
- Three Wishes - I wish for ...
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