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Three Wishes

This Carlton fan was looking through some old junk when he discovered an old lamp .... he rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared! The genie granted him three wishes on the basis that everything he wished for - Collingwood fans would get double the amount.

Unbearable thought but one he chose to accept. His first wish was for $1,000,000 and he got it and in return Magpie fans worldwide received $2,000,000.

His second wish was for a Baywatch Babe hence Maggies got two babes each ....

coming to his last wish he said: "You know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney!"

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