AFL (Aussie Rules) Jokes
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If AFL teams were women
- Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down back.
- West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up front.
- Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.
- St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
- Brisbane would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
- Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
- Carlton would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
- Adelaide would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
- Geelong would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
- Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times
- The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.
- Richmond would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
- Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no Barrier to getting you excited. Will only get better too.
- Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
- Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.
- Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario: you still wouldn't