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AFL (Aussie Rules) One Liner Jokes

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Why did the coach give his players cigarette lighters?

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Because they had lost all their matches.

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What's the difference between a firefighter and the Brisbane Lions?

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A firefighter can climb a ladder.

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What's the only ship not to have docked at Fremantle?

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The premiership!

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Why can't you swim at St Kilda Beach?

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Because they only have one flag!

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the footy team?

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Because she ran away from the ball!

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Why was Cinderella such a lousy footy player?

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Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!

 


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