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Football (Soccer) Jokes

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Soccer One liners

Q. What runs around a soccer field but doesn't move?

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A fence!

Q. Why is it so hot after a soccer game?

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Because all the fans have gone home.

Q. What do you get if you cross a football team with a bunch of crazy jokers?

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Mad Jester United.

Q. What do you get if you cross a footballer and a mythical puppet?

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A centaur forward.

Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?

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So he could tie the score


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