Elephants versus Insects
[ more Soccer humor ]
In the jungle, there's a Football (Soccer) match between the Elephants and the Insects...
By half-time the elephants are completely dominating the insects with a score of 36 - 0.
At the start of the 2nd half the Millipede came on for the insects and he was the best player in the whole of the jungle!
When the final whistle blew it was 37 - 36 to the insects!!
After the game the elephant manager stomped up the insect manager and said "That millipede truly is the greatest player, but why didn't you bring him on at the start of the game?"
The insect manager replied "Well, it takes him 45 minutes to put his boots on!"
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