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World Cup Football One-Liners

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What would an English football fan do if England won the World Cup?

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Put down the game console and go to bed.

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Why are FIFA not worried about the extreme heat at the Qatar 2022 World Cup?

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Because they are expecting a lot of fans to.

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What do you call a Scotsman holding the World Cup?

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An engraver.

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Why was Germany's failure in the 2016 World Cup not surprising?

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They have always struggled to progress in Russia..

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