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"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
- Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event

"I only work out because i really, really like donuts."

 "life has its ups and downs. We call them squats."

"my favorite machine at the gym is the television."

"sweat is your fat crying."

"fitness: if it came in a bottle, everyone would have a great body."
— Cher

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