Funny Sporting Quotes - Tennis
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Chris Lloyd came out of the dressing room like a pistol
Strangely enough, Kathy Jordan is getting to the net first, which she always does
Ann's got to take her nerve by the horns
Lloyd did what he achieved with that shot
Diane - keeping her head beautifully on her shoulders
That shot he's got to obliterate from his mind a little bit
And here's Zivojinovic, six foot six inches tall and fourteen pounds ten ounces
Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the big bullet out of the top drawer
If she gets the jitters now, then she isn't the great champion that she is
McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands
Martina, she's got several layers of steel out there like a cat with nine lives
Chip Hooper is such a big man that it is sometimes difficult to see where he is on the court
Those two volleys, really could be the story of this match summed up at the end of it
- Barry Davies
He's got his hands on his knees and holds his head in despair
The Gullikson twins here. An interesting pair, both from Wisconsin
These ball boys are marvellous. You don't even notice them. There's a left handed one over there. I noticed him earlier
...and when Chrissie is playing well I always feel that she is playing well
It's quite clear that Virginia Wade is thriving on the pressure now that the pressure on her to do well is off
When Martina is tense it helps her relax
We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining
Lendl has remained throughout as calm as the proverbial iceberg
Billie Jean King, with the look on her face that says she can't beieve it... because she never believes it, and yet, somehow, I think she does
You can almost hear the silence as they battle it out
This is the third week the fish seem to be getting away from British tennis players
Strawberries, cream and champers flowed like hot cakes
She comes from a tennis playing family. Her father's a dentist
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