Funny Sporting Quotes - Soocer / Football
Here is our collection of humorous soccer (football) quotes from players, coaches and commentators.
" I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars … the rest I just squandered."
Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.
The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.
I'm sure sex wouldn't be so rewarding as this World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not.
All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.
An inch or two either side of the post and that would have been a goal.
And that’s Aston Villa’s first league goal since their last one.
From that moment the pendulum went into reverse.
Germany are a very difficult team to play… they have eleven internationals out there today.
He had an eternity to play that ball… but he took too long over it.
He is a goal scorer, not a natural born one - not yet. That takes time.
I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.
I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back.
I wouldn’t be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.
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