Funny Sporting Quotes - Ice Hockey
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"The only difference between this and Custer's last stand was Custer didn't have to look at the tape afterwards".
"We can't play stupid hockey, dumb hockey, greedy hockey, selfish hockey. We have to put the team ahead of our personal feelings".
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
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