Funny Sporting Quotes - Basketball
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"All I know about Angola is Angola's in trouble."
"Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic."
"They make a lot of money, but they spend a lot of money."
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
"My sister's expecting a baby,and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
"I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.' "
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
"I've had to overcome a lot of diversity."
"Because there are no fours."
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