Funny Sporting Quotes - Baseball
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"The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play."
"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."
"There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base."
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf
"As I remember it, the bases were loaded."
"I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player."
"Today I am the greatest of all time."
"This has been a team effort. No one or two guys could have done all this."
"If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them"
"It's a partial sellout."
"No one goes to that restaurant anymore. It's too crowded."
"The game was closer than the score indicated."
"I am the most loyal player money can buy."
"It's permanent, for now."
"I usually take a two hour nap from one to four"
"Raise the urinals."
"That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much."
"Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean."
"Like they say, it ain't over till the fat guy swings."
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
"The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level."
"I told [GM] Roland Hemond to go out and get me a big name pitcher. He said, 'Dave Wehrmeister's got 11 letters. Is that a big enough name for you ?'"
"I'm rich. What am I supposed to do, hide it?"
"Baseball is 90% mental -- the other half is physical."
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