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Funny Sporting Quotes - Aussie Rules

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"Retaliate first"
- Jack Dyer, instructing his players during a final series

"I only have two words for you men - believe in yourselves"
- Jack Dyer, instructing his players during a final series

"If you are not in bed by 12 o'clock, go home"
- Jack Dyer, instructing his players during a final series

"Tell him he is John Coleman and send him back on"
- Jack Dyer, when told by medical staff that a concussed player 'did not know who he is'

"Any time Carlton scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win."
- Lou Richards

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to sail through the air for even longer."
- Peter Landy

"I think everybody gets caught up in superstitions. But I don't put much stock in them ... knock on wood."
- Jason Akermanis, Brisbane

"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen"
- Tony Shaw

"Apart from their goals, St Kilda was scoreless in that opening quarter"
- Eddie McGuire

"It may have been going wide, but nevertheless it was a great shot on target"
- Brian Taylor

"They didn't change positions, they just moved the players around"
- John (Sam) Newman

"More football later, but first let's see the first half highlights from the Essendon v Collingwood game"
- Peter Landy

"Kicked wide of the goal with such precision"
- Sandy Roberts

"Wakelin conceded five, you don't get many of those to the dozen"
- Rodney Eade

"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." Kevin Sheedy on James Hird

"It's basically the same, just darker."
Jonathan Brown, on night Grand Finals vs Day Games

"I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, Barass, I don't know and I don't care.'
Ron Barassi talking about Gary Cowton

"I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first."
Barry Hall (Sydney) when asked about the upcoming season

"Luke Hodge - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago"
Dermott Brereton

"Chad had done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator."
Mark Williams

"He scored that goal after only 22 seconds - totally against the run of play."
Dermott Brereton

"We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored."
Ben Cousins, West Coast Eagles

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
Luke Darcy

"That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical."
Dermott Brereton

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in football - but none of them serious."
Adrian Anderson

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
Andrew Demetriou

"I never comment on umpires and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat."
Terry Wallace

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."
Dermott Brereton

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