Funny Sporting Quotes - Aussie Rules
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"Retaliate first"
"I only have two words for you men - believe in yourselves"
"If you are not in bed by 12 o'clock, go home"
"Tell him he is John Coleman and send him back on"
"Any time Carlton scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win."
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to sail through the air for even longer."
"I think everybody gets caught up in superstitions. But I don't put much stock in them ... knock on wood."
"If you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen"
"Apart from their goals, St Kilda was scoreless in that opening quarter"
"It may have been going wide, but nevertheless it was a great shot on target"
"They didn't change positions, they just moved the players around"
"More football later, but first let's see the first half highlights from the Essendon v Collingwood game"
"Kicked wide of the goal with such precision"
"Wakelin conceded five, you don't get many of those to the dozen"
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
"It's basically the same, just darker."
"I told him, 'Son, what is it with you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, Barass, I don't know and I don't care.'
"I want to kick 70 or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first."
"Luke Hodge - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago"
"Chad had done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator."
"He scored that goal after only 22 seconds - totally against the run of play."
"We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they scored."
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
"That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was identical."
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in football - but none of them serious."
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
"I never comment on umpires and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat."
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."
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