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Three Wishes Granted
A Woman was warming up for her Gold Medal beach doubles volleyball match one afternoon when her spiked ball rolled into some bushes. She went into the bushes to look for it and found a frog stuck in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman set the frog free,and then the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your opponents in this Championship Match will get ten times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the hardest spiker on the Volleyball Tour. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your 2 female opponents in this match the hardest spikers in the world, their hits will come at you with amazing speed."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will still be a strong hitter in my own right." So, KAZAM-she's the most powerful spiker on the Volleyball Tour.
For her second wish, she wanted to have the highest vertical jump on the volleyball tour. The frog said, "That will make your opponents impossible to beat as they will now be able to jump high and hit hard, much more than your abilities. You will lose your match for sure."
"The woman said, "That will be okay because I will still be an amazing player." So, KAZAM-she has the highest vertical jump of any women on the Volleyball Tour!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a mild heart attack."
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