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The patient's volleyball team gathered to hear what the specialists had to say after the player was knocked out by getting six-packed in a match.
"Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the teammates.
"For a power hitter's brain, $50,000. For a setter's brain, $20,000."
The other setters on the team tried to look shocked, but they all nodded in understanding, and a few actually smirked.
Then the patient's coach asked, Why is there difference in price between a setter's brain and a power hitter's brain?"
"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the doctors. "Power hitter's brains cost more because they've barely been used."
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