Golf Jokes
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Eyesight
How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so
bad I couldn't see where the ball went."
"But you are already 75 years old, Jack!" admonished his
wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"
"But he's 85 and doesn't play golf anymore", protested Jack.
"But he's got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball."
Tracy pointed out.
The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on, Jack swung, and
the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Did you
see it?" asked Jack.
"Yup", Scott answered.
"Well where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
"I forgot."
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