Golf Jokes
[ more golf humor ]
10 things in golf that sound dirty
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Look at the size of his putter.
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Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
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You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
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After 18 holes I can barely walk.
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My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
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Lift your head and spread your legs.
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You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
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Just turn your back and drop it.
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Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
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Damn, I missed the hole again.