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Golf One-Liners

Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

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In case he got a hole in one


Q. What do golfers use in China?

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China Tees!


Q. What do you get if you cross an overweight golfer and a pair of tight trousers?

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A hole in one!


Q. What is the difference between a lousy golfer and a lousy skydiver?

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A lousy golfer goes WHAP! "Oh crap!". A lousy skydiver goes "Oh crap!" WHAP!