Golf Jokes
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Golf One-Liners
Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
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Q. What do golfers use in China?
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Q. What do you get if you cross an overweight golfer and a pair of tight trousers?
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Q. What is the difference between a lousy golfer and a lousy skydiver?
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A lousy golfer goes WHAP! "Oh crap!". A lousy skydiver goes "Oh crap!" WHAP!
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