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I have nothing agianst the Indian cricket team, and at the moment they are not playing too bad. I found these jokes on page posted by an Indian supporter!

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Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager(over Phone) : "Hello"
Sehwag's Wife :"Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife."
Indian Team Manager: "Sorry, he is just gone out to bat"
Sehwag's Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"


The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mommy?
LG - No, my mommy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody!!!!


SEHWAG's SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe six mar rahe hain (Mummy mummy !! Look! Daddy is hitting six after six )

SEHWAG's WIFE: Beta theek se dekho, advertisement hoga ( Come on, son….that must be an advertisement)

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