AFL (Aussie Rules) Jokes

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Sorry if you are a collingwood fan, there there seems to be a bit of bias towards jokes about the Magpies.

• Intelligence Test - who's you father?
• Iraq Recruit - Mick Malthouse finds a new recruit
• Robbed at the Footy - new immigrant story
• Carlton Dilemma - answer this honestly
• Pearly Gates - getting into heaven
• Essendon Fans - what are they?
• Grand Final Seats - hard to come by
• Women AFL Teams - if only the teams were women
• The Robot - intelligence test. Another version with Albert Einstein.
• Dog Attack - or not
• Collingwood Family - good one
• Season Cancelled - many reasons to call it off
• 2004 GF arrangements - bring your own food
• New Richmond Team Song - from Liquorland!
• New Collingwood Team Song - long way to go
• Croc bait - how to avoid being eaten
• Lie Detector - what do you think?
• Papal Visit - when in Rome ...
• Magpie - taking it to the game
• What does your dad do? - does he play?
• Three Wishes - I wish for ...

See also: [ Rob's Home of AFL ]